Apparently, I’m the resident Beyxpert here at WhyCauseICan.com. When it comes to our queen, she has taught us so many things: from defining what she believes a Feminist is to challenging your definition of a work ethic to being the example of how to properly snatch wigs! Being that September 4th is a global holiday for our benevolent Beysus, it seemed appropriate to share with you the 10 Commandments of Beysus. Check it out and use them to Beyter your life.
On self confidence
Thou shall always wake up like dis and be **Flawless
On being in love
Thy’s love must be both Dangerous and Crazy
On appropriate attire
Ye must wear thine freakum dress on all celebratory occasions
On getting over heartache
If thine heart is broken, thou must kick thine heartbreaker to the left…to the left.
On when to make a commitment
If thee enjoys such things, thee must put a ring on it
On one’s place in the world
If thy should question who is the ruler of the world, the answer is Girls…or Beyonce….The answer is always Beyonce
One must request that thine driver rolls up the Partition
On body image
Thine body is too Bootylicious for thee
On how to pleasure one’s spouse
On family matters
If thy’s family is worth billions, matters can sometimes become passionate
We love you Beyonce and Happy Birthday from us here at WhyCauseICan.com!!! And for the wasps who are not attuned to humor…I’m sorry your life is so serious.